Mangled Wreck Chords

Adelaides best of mates team up for this epic but comically hilarious tune..

"I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life.
You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones.

You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell.

You're not even interesting enough to make me sick. "